Bathroom call at random times

Hi everyone! Hope you’re doing great :D! Today, I want to post a list regarding bathroom calls (because we’ve all been there). This is basically how it goes: you feel like going to the bathroom, when you can’t get to the bathroom right away. Well, I hope this doesn’t only happen to me o.O

1. You’re standing in line at your favourite store about to pay, when the feeling hits. Usually, the cashier won’t notice until you start shaking your Debit/Credit card as you insert it in the machine.

 

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2. When you’re about to eat. The bathroom urge does not discriminate against any type of foods.  Sometimes it even encourages you to drink water.

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3. When you’re at the movie theatre in the middle of the climax. You know, because your body likes to ruin your life.  Oh and to add insult to injury, you suddenly get thirsty!

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4. When you come home from a long walk. It doesn’t matter how long it was, or how many times you stopped on the way. But, as soon as you reach the front door and start looking for your keys, you feel like going to the bathroom. It will feel as if you had not gone for the whole day. Of course, this rush will not help you find your keys faster, and you’ll drop everything you have on the ground and run to the bathroom..and it won’t come out.

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5. As soon as you get in the shower. You had all the time in the world before you went in, but nope, your body likes to play tricks on you.

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6. At a family reunion. You know you’re going to have to go the bathroom in a few minutes, but instead of going you just wait for 5 minutes…big mistake! The bathrooms are taken at the same time. The despair and regret hits you, and you feel like unleashing a waterfall in your backyard – you actually consider doing the number one business in a bag and throw it away – that’s how desperate you are!

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So, when does the ‘feeling’ hit you?

❤ ❤ ❤ Love, Ellie ❤ ❤ ❤

There’s a bathroom out there that has a weird obsession with me…

My phone signal, how do I say this? Hmm, well…it SUCKS! There. I don’t get the best reception where I work, unless I step outside (I know, right? Where do I work, a mine?) or, go in the BATHROOM. “What the heck? Change providers, then!” Yes, I know. I’ve heard it before. But, I did get an awesome deal with this one! (it is a well known provider, not some weird cell phone company in the depths of hell). Anyway, when I’m in the bathroom, I get a good signal if I stand in the corner (I guess it’s some weird fetish the bathroom has). At least, enough to receive and send messages. There are times when I have to hold up my cell as high as possible, and even then, I can only get a bit of a signal. It wouldn’t be such a pain, if it weren’t for the fact I’m a hobbit. It is funny at times, but now it’s gotten to the point, where my only option (if I don’t want to leave my workplace) is to stay in the bathroom if I want a signal!

I really think this bathroom has cast a spell on me. Just the other day, I brought my charger, but could not find an empty outlet anywhere! And once I did, the charger cable wasn’t long enough. So, guess what? I went to grab my portable charger, and of course, I realized I forgot to charge it (first world problems?). Just when I thought my phone was doomed, I found an empty outlet…IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!!!! and guess where? Right next to the toilet. Seriously? Luckily, I fully trust my co-workers, but I had to go through the embarrassing task of asking them to be careful with my phone, because it was charging on top of the TOILET.

It’s not just with my phone, but every time I set foot in that bathroom, I feel the sudden urge to have a “business meeting”. And it just happens with this bathroom. Will this ever end? Why is this happening? How do I friendzone a bathroom? I feel like my cell phone needs therapy.

Of course! The world rules me today