I’m glad I’m not a creeper magnet, but sometimes it’s hard to avoid. Let me tell you what happened years ago:
I was walking home from a reunion and I was a block away, when some random guy started to walk alongside me. He started with the usual, “isn’t this a beautiful day?” (total cheesefest) and then proceeded to introduce himself (we’ll call him, ‘creepo’).
Creepo: My name is Creepo, what’s yours?
Of course I wasn’t going to give him my real name
Me: Er…Veronica
Creepo: Nice to meet you. So, what do you do?
Because I know some creepers may snap, I just played along.
Me: Psychology student (total lie)
Creepo: Nice, where?
Total stalker vibe
Me: =random university I’ve never been to=
Creepo: That’s very nice
At this point, I was almost home, but I wasn’t going to show him where I lived, so I diverted to the nearby supermarket. At this point, I told him I had to go get some things for my family (so if he had a plan to hurt me, he knew they’d chase after him), so while I waited for the light, we said good-bye.
Creepo: Do you need any help?
Me: Nope. I’m good.
Creepo: Well, nice to meet you. Hope to see you around. Perhaps, you can examine my brain one day =using flirtatious voice=
Really? You just said that?
Me: Ha…yea…okay, good-bye
I never saw him again :p.
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Someone actually told me i was so beautiful i should be stuffed and hung on a wall, like a trophy. Can you say creeepy
No I left very quickly, never to return. Lol
Oh that’s good. Yeah, I don’t know in what universe he thought that was a good “compliment”.
Well handled. These situations certainly call for one to be creative. I’m afraid all I’ve ever done is give a different suburb to the I actually lived in to some guy at a club. I wasn’t going to let him stalk me!
Haha yea it is scary, but I’m glad it happened on broad daylight
WOW! Someone actually told my mom quote “You look as good to me as a bare ankle to a rattlesnake”. Corny creepy line. She married him – Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
haha, thanks for sharing, Bacon!!!!